KeisaraKatsura

...darkness...unknown......leaving...goodbye...forever...and ever... Hidan eyes shot open and he panted softly in his small, dark room, feeling the sweat on his naked body.  He sat up slowly, holding himself with his good arm, pulling the covers off his legs slowly with his feet. He gulped and looked around his tiny room, moonlight filling the room, hoping that it wasn't that day... He looked over at his night stand and reached over and turned on his lamp. He looked down at his little calander with worry.  He picked it up and looked at it closely. His eyes began watering and he threw the calander at the wall with anger

Me : Is being decapitated fun? Hidan : **** NO! Me : Do you have (or had) a sister? Hidan : **** it, don't remind me! Me : So, Hidan, Kakuzu... how's the s**? Hidan : WHAT THE **** IS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD, DUDE?! Me : Hidan I was told that sacrificing your own blood feels good..Is that true? Hidan : IT. FEELS. AWESOME. Me : Has anyone ever called you Emo? Hidan : What the **** is emo?! Pein : *whistles* Me : Do you have a guide for converting to Jashinism? Hidan : NOW I do. Me : Would you like a Demon in a Jar? Hidan : I CAN HAS UR DEMON? 8D Me : Why is Jashin's symbol a triangle in a circle? Hidan : DO NOT QUESTION THE GRE

When I opened the door to my room, I expected to see my black-as-night owl in her cage. I didn't. I saw feathers all over the floor, coupled with blood. I rampaged into the western-most room; Hidan's room. What I saw was not pleasant. "Hidan! Kakuzu! What are you doing to Ajhes (pronounced 'Ashes')?!" I screamed. "Well, I sacrificed the damn bird, and Kakuzu is selling her to this man," Hidan said simply. "No!!!" I yelled, running to grab my dead bird before she could be sold. "You guys are ridiculous! Do you know what this means?!" I yell, tears in my eyes. "Oh no! We're sorry! Don't make us do that!" they both yelled, now frightened for

Akatsuki Beach Time Pevy Lee Ok so this is gonna be fun righting bout lee being a perv and I will have fun and I would like to take your preciouse time to tell you I am taking requests for x readers so leave the name of the person you want and the anime/movie they are from and I will give it a try! FYI: The reader will always be a girl. Lee was reqeusted to be the first perv by crazycherry459 so imma dedicateing this one to her she is awesomer than prussia. Well imma stop wasteing time and get to the story k~ (f/n) = first name (l/n) = last name (n/n) = nick name (h/c) = hair color (h/l) = hair length (e/c) = eye color (s/t) = swimsui

"Kuzu~, wake up!" Those were the first words he heard from Hidan. 'Why the fuck is he up already..' Kakuzu thought. Hidan was sitting next to him, shaking him a bit, not noticing Kakuzu was awake. "Im up Hidan.." "Okay~ Kuzu" Hidan stopped shaking him and Kakuzu looked over to him. "Guess what, Kuzu~" "What?" Hidan started smiling. "I'm pregnant~!" Kakuzu's eyes widened a bit, thinking of how that had happened. Then he remembered he and Hidan had sex for almost every night that month. "Really?" He asked. Hidan nodded his head. Kakuzu smiled a bit and sat up. He leaned over to Hidan and kissed him lightly. He was really happy knowing that he a